Week 2
The guys are LOVING the place that they are staying in.
Chris Harrison says that Andi is one of the best they have
ever had on the show…interesting…hope the past contestants didn’t hear you. He
explains the standard rules that they should all know by now. He also brings
the first date card. The main thing I
have learned from this is that Chris Harrison looks really good in purple.
The first date card: of course-it’s Angel Eric. This episode is going to be PAINFUL.
Dylan isn’t happy about this…and he also has the creepy bad
guy greasy curl going on. Also, anyone
who says anything bad about Angel Eric is going to feel like a total jerk when
they re-watch this.
One-On-One
They built a sandcastle and flew a kite. AND THEN A CHOPPER CAME. So this makes our first chopper of the
season. We’ll keep track to see if it
will reign supreme or if private concerts will still be the go-to for the
surprises. They land on the top of the
mountain. The first thing Angel Eric
does is give Andi his sweatshirt which is super sweet. They are going to snowboard. Apparently Andi is not talented in this
front. Angel Eric has some skill and he is excited to teach her how. They end the date by spending the evening in
a cabin. Shocker! Dead guy gets a rose.
Soooo the group date…..the guys are going to be stripping “for
charity.” Good heavens, this is
ridiculous. The only comical part is the
firefighter who got assigned to the firefighters group. It led to a lot of jokes like “do you wear
this at work too?” And that is all I have to say about this portion of the
date. It was ridiculous and too
much. It should not have happened. None of their dates with stripping should
ever happen.
I can’t tell if Cody, male Vienna, is more excited about the
house they are in or about Andi being there.
Craig wants to drink-now. Brian
is very passionate about teaching. He
said that he was super nervous but that he danced because it was for a good
cause….eeeeeehhhhh. I’m not so sure
about that and I’m not sure that his bosses would be okay with this
either. Andi also hit it off with
Josh. Craig is having trouble with the
stripping. He is compensating with the
awkwardness of the dancing by drinking a lot.
He kept asking for shots and said “this is about to get real!”…yeah,
real stupid. Sober Charlie Sheen is singing for Andi. Meanwhile Craig, who is super trashed, is
looking for Andi. However, it is leading
to some pretty funny comments about cut off points and drinking too much. Oh no! He keeps taking shots! The guys are trying
to look out for him. They at least
pointed him in the direction of the deep end of the pool before he jumped. One of the guys is swimming with him so that he doesn't get hurt. Wow. They even brought producers in to calm him
down. Oh good. Andi is questioning everything because one
person got drunk. One. And this means that now she doesn't know why
they are all here. Marcus steps in and
calms her down and wins himself the rose.
Chris the farmer has the second one-on-one. Andi is excited for this and is dressed in
her 40s glam. She thankfully has a
change of clothes for Chris because he came in shorts and a polo. They are going to a horse race. They talk to an old couple who have been
together 55 years. They are precious…and
probably planted by ABC…. They spend the entire day at the track and have the
place to themselves that night. He tells
her about his previous engagement and that Andi was the girl he was hoping
for. She is super encouraged and gives
him a rose. AND THERE IS A SURPRISE! WHAT
COULD IT BE??? A concert. This leaves us with choppers and private concerts
tied for this week. BUT WAIT! Chris gets
the first kiss of the season! Which leads to a straight up make-out
session. I wonder if he will be Andi’s
Arie…
Cocktail Party
Andi is wearing a disco ball for a dress. And her theme for this week is “NO SETTLING”
and her overuse of the phrase “oh stawp!” is going to make me smack
someone. Marquel is wearing too many patterns. But he is so fine. If only he would have brought cookies
again. Andi thinks that all of the guys
are stepping it up tonight. She just
realized that “I am really starting to get to know these guys!” This is
ridiculous. Josh M. is a mess
tonight. He rambled and touched her face
in a weird way. He asked for more time
because he is having problems. Somehow they
start dancing and then kissing. Maybe
this is the key: spin Andi around and she gives a kiss. Hahahah Craig sang Andi
a song for messing up and getting drunk.
It was hysterical, especially because of the group of guys that snuck
over to the window to hear it.
Rose Ceremony
Angel Eric, Marcus, and Chris all have roses from their
respective dates.
Chris Harrison introduces our walking disco ball to dispense the remaining roses. Ron gets the first
rose. Dylan gets a rose. Bill Nye’s son
gets a rose…cause making pants is still impressive. Marquel gets a rose. Andrew gets a rose. So one half of the bromance is safe. Tasos gets a rose. Josh gets a rose, which isn't surprising
since he’s one of the two guys she made out with. EW! Male Vienna got a rose. Nick V. gets a rose. Patrick gets a rose- the bromance is safe!
Brian gets a rose. And the hairdresser
gets a rose. And clean Charlie Sheen gets the final rose.
Carl, the firefighter, went home. As did Nick S. and Craig. Nick S. was collateral damage from helping
Craig while he was drunk and in the pool.
COMING SOON
The guys are going to sing with Boys II Men, playing basketball,
someone is going to be accused of being here for the wrong reasons. Andi is going to ugly cry? And she will
definitely give a lecture on taking things seriously.
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