*My apologies for the delay on this post. It has no editing because I was tired and forgot to post it...until now. On a side note, whenever I see "Dominican Republic" I always think of this girl that was in my college literature class who always pronounced it "Dominican Republican."
The gang is in sunny Dominican Republic. Andi says that this is a beautiful place to
be in love with one person at the end of this journey. She has three different paths in front of her
right now. Andi’s recaps of the guys
makes me want to punch a wall. By her
own description Josh is perfect for her.
He is her type, he makes her laugh, they always have fun, he sees her
for who she is, and the list goes on.
However, she came on this show to try something different… why is that
your negative? That should not be a negative! He’s better than your exes! Why
are you projecting onto him!?! She says
many wonderful things about Chris, but let’s be real, boy is going home. She talks about Nick and they show a
montage. I am being struck by the idea
that if Andi were to choose Josh, Nick would crack. I’m convinced he would go full blown
psychopath and burn down a building.
Andi and Nick have a private island all to themselves for
their date. This date is turning into a
watery make out fest. I don’t want to
watch this. Also, we are wondering how
romantic it can get with producers watching you like hawks. Like “Here’s a private island for you, your
love interest, and 3 camera men, 2 producers, and a mic guy!”
Andi and Nick are talking and she might actually be
listening because she is too busy stuffing her face with chips to comment.
Nick just told Andi that he did what any “33 year old man
from the Midwest would do” and he wrote a story. I’m from the Midwest….no 33 year old man
would write a story unless it was a request from their child or they were
actually getting paid. Most of them have
jobs dude. They have better things to do
than fulfill whatever the ABC producers request. Nick tells Andi he loves her but it takes a
couple of tries. His first attempt was “I
love what I know about you” which is vastly different from “I love you.” The latter
is an unconditional statement. The first
is dependent upon what you know and gives him an out if he finds out something that
he does not like. No worries guys, he
finally gets it out with the proper wording.
Josh and Andi are exploring the capital. She surprises him with taking him to a local baseball
diamond. They start playing some
baseball with some local kids. Josh also
tells Andi that he loves her. And he was
graceful…unlike Nick. Andi is nervous
because there is a fantasy card on the table tonight. She needs to know that he can be serious because
he is always so happy….so basically she wants to know if Josh can have Nick’s
personality before she goes any farther… and the rest of the date is spent with
them making out…in a pool.
Andi and Chris go horseback.
They ride past some Dominican farms and Andi asks Chris if this is cool
for him. “It’s interesting…” hahaha.
That means no. She also said that
it looked like Iowa. No. No it didn’t.
I am getting the impression that neither of these two are in this. Chris just said that he loves her and she
just gave him an “aw crap” face. Andi is
now crying and is going to send him home.
She bawls out some sort of apology.
Chris was a total gentleman and even offers Andi his arm when she stands
up. WHAT KIND OF TWISTED BREAKUP IS
THIS?!?!? Andi is bawling and Chris is consoling her when she did the dumping!
What the heck?!?
Chris Harrison comes to Andi the next morning for her usual counseling
session.
Guess what. Two guys,
two roses. Andi is ecstatic.
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